it took a mammoth 12 minutes and 27 seconds before another parent commented and shifted the focus onto their child Harry, smashing the previous record by 36 seconds.
The channel aims to celebrate the BBC’s long history of sex offenders and will be showing Jim’ll fix it, Top of the pops, Rolf Harris Cartoon Time, Animal Hospital and Jackanory back to back for the launch weekend
Lincolnshire seaside town Skegness looks set to win 2027 plaudits as both clientèle and sales soar into record highs.
Years upon years of torturous finger pointing ensues as of Friday in what may prove to be the worlds biggest echo chamber of futile shit on record…
Not content with enriching the top 0.01% via money printing the UK government has taken the radical step of beginning to cut into the 99.9% by simply printing people.
The move known internally as “Operation Mâché” was originally thought to be a children’s play scheme until a wikileaks cable exposed the short term plan to replace a third of active emergency services staff with cardboard cutouts. Plans were actioned over Christmas with less than subtle replacements strategically timed when most were simply too drunk to notice.
A couple of days ago to celebrate the mighty Amigas 30th we honoured it with #amigagamesrememberedwrong on twitter, this is what happened.
Shares in Lockheed Martin spiked today as the announcement of a new range of mini Surface to Air Missile (SAM) launchers were unveiled to wowed investors in Knightsbridge.
Pot Noodles, Beans on Toast and Spaghetti Bolognase recently hit all time highs well above the £1 comfort zone, whilst the usual despair pits of McDonalds and Greggs become nostalgic affordability dreams of the past